A picture of Gaza today...actually looks like hell! God help them

JOKE OF THE DAY

A pregnant woman was delivering but she was
finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual
yelled at her: “Push!…” But there were no signs
of the baby coming forth, no matter what they
did.
About five minutes later, the baby’s head came
out and asked:
BABY: Is this Nigeria?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: What about Boko Haram, are they still
killing?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: What about ASUP?
NURSE: Still on strike.
BABY: What about our missing $20billlion?
NURSE: Still missing.
BABY: What about the girls abducted by Boko
Haram, were they rescued?
NURSE: No.
BABY: Is GEJ still the president of Nigeria?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: Are APC and PDP accusing each other
and holding each other responsible for
everything that happens in this country?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: Is the National Conference still going on?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Am not coming out
again!

PREVENTION FOR EBOLA

I need to share this with you all
I got this from my company's medical doctor, its all about out how to prevent our selves from being infected by this deadly virus(ebola)"

It is good to use hand sanitizers which are 99.9% effective as antibacterial agents. However, Ebola is a virus and thus wouldn't be affected by the antibacterial agents in hand sanitizers at all.

Frequent & thorough washing of hands with soap is more like it. Hand sanitizers are ineffective against viruses. Every other listing is correct.

I wish us good luck in the containment of this viral haemorrhagic fever.

Photos from the accident scene involving El Rufai's 23 year old son

Hamza was a student of Rochester Institute of Technology, Dubai and was billed to graduate in 2015.

PRESIDENT JONATHAN COMMISERATES WITH MALLAM EL-RUFAI ON THE LOSS OF HIS SON

Nigeria is on the verge of a break up - Bishop Oyedepo says

Speaking recently on the spate of bombings and attacks in the country, GO of the Living Faith Church aka Winners Chapel, Bishop David Oyedepo said that Nigeria is on the verge of a break up.

"I hope that we are willing to find solution to it. I would be the last person in this world to believe that government has not discovered those who are behind Boko Haram. Otherwise, we don’t have any intelligence service in our country. Are they sacred cows that cannot be brought to book? Until we cut the source of their supplies and get those who are involved, we cannot stop them. But the danger is this, and I must say it here, we are at the verge of a break up. That is the truth. It’s unfortunate. The Nigerian nation is too intelligent to claim not to have discovered those who are behind this. So, I really believe it’s all in the hands of the authorities to decide whether they want to confront the issue headlong or to keep watching it until Nigeria breaks up......All that the church can do is to pray. The church is not in power, it has no political power. And when invited, we give advice, when required or called upon. You can’t call someone and say can I advise you?" - Bishop David Oyedepo

GISTMENIA: DE LEGEND'S RETURN; CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB IS DELIG...

GISTMENIA: DE LEGEND'S RETURN; CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB IS DELIG...: Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the return of Didier Drogba. The striker has signed a one-year contract.

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DE LEGEND'S RETURN; CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB IS DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE RETURN OF DIDIER DROGBA. THE STRIKER HAS SIGNED A ONE-YEAR CONTRACT.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the return of Didier Drogba. The striker has signed a one-year contract.

Politicians buy human parts from me, says suspect (photo)

The Kwara state Police command yesterday July 23rd paraded two men who they said are involved in trading of human parts.

Asari Dokubo's take on yesterday's attack on General Buhari

Gen. Buhari releases statement on today's attack, says it was an assassination attempt

General Buhari has released a statement on yesterday's attack on his convoy in Kaduna, describing it as a clear assassination attempt. Find the statement he signed himself below....

"I was personally involved in a clearly targeted bomb attack today along Ali Akilu Road, Kawo – Kaduna about 2:30pm on my way to Daura.

Enugu Deputy Gov. to be served impeachment notice for rearing chickens in Govt house

 

22 out of the 24 members of the Enugu State House of Assembly yesterday July 22nd passed a resolution to serve the state deputy Governor, Sunday Onyebuchi, an impeachment notice over allegations of operating a commercial poultry farm within his official quarters in the state capital.

DATING WEBSITE AND ADVICE

Not having much luck in your dating life? You don't have to feel lonely or discouraged. There are a great many Dating Websites that can help you meet new people, whether you are looking for an intimate relationship or a friendship that could lead to something more serious. Finding the dating website that's right for you is not as difficult as you think. People who have used various dating websites have set up websites of their own to discuss the ones worth visiting.

Club080 organise seminars to teach Nigerians how to earn money monthly

As the CBN’s Cashless Policy Took Effect Nationwide from 1st July 2014, Nigeria's mobile money industry is witnessing a boom as millions of Nigerians are forced to use electronic channels for financial transactions such as utility bill payments, funds transfer, issuance/funding of ATM cards.

As a result, eTranzact, Club080 & Potech Ltd would be organizing seminars to teach Nigerians how to earn N100,000 - N500,000 monthly - guaranteed, using just your mobile phone, through the CBN cashless initiative, sales/distribution of mobile gadgets, recharge card printing/vending, blogging, social media marketing, etc. Continue...

'We know where the Chibok girls are but we are just being careful' - DG SSS says

While fielding questions from newsmen after today's National Security Council meeting held at the Presidential Villa, the Director General of the Department of State Security, DSS, Mr Ita Ekpeyong said that security forces know where precisely the kidnapped Chibok girls are but are being very careful in their rescue efforts so as not to endanger their lives.

10 Reasons To Start Your Day With Lemon Water

A lemon can pack a powerful punch with some amazing benefits. It balances PH, keeps your skin clear and glowing, it kick starts your digestive system, helps with weight loss, and helps to control your coffee habit. Lemon is also a natural energizer, it hydrates, it detoxifies, and it oxygenates the body so it feels revitalized and refreshed!

Following are a few reasons why you need to take a sip of lemon water soon and often:

HOW TO TRANSFER MTN INTERNET DATA BUNDLE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS

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How To Download/Install WhatsApp on Nokia Asha 200 205 Phones

There is no doubt that all mobile smartphone users want to engage in the buzz around whatsapp, but it can be really frustrating to discover that your Nokia Asha 200 or 205 is unsupported for this chat application. Lot’s of people have been in search of ways to install a working version of whatsapp on their Nokia Asha phones, and guess what, there is a work around to get things work your way.

In this tutorial, you will learn how to download and install the whatsapp mobile chat application to run smoothly on your Nokia Asha smartphone without much hassle.

Prerequisites To Installing Whatsapp on Nokia Asha and s40 Unsupported Devices

Unlimited Glo Free Browsing PC Trick Code with BIS

Wow, I bring to you latest free browsing cheat for Glo that works on PC, Android, Ipad, Smartphones and other tech devices.

HOW TO SELL YOUR OLD PHONE FAST

Sometime we all want to sell our old stuffs fast and easy, especially old phones in order to get new ones.

Nigerian Food - Green vegetables with aromatic spices. - kennytalky's Blog - Blogster

Nigerian Food - Green vegetables with aromatic spices. - kennytalky's Blog - Blogster

Nigeria Culture, facts about Nigeria, customs, business and social ethics - kennytalky's Blog - Blogster

Nigeria Culture, facts about Nigeria, customs, business and social ethics - kennytalky's Blog - Blogster

How to Start a Blog on Blogger

Blogger is an online service owned by Google that publishes single or multi-user blogs created entirely by the user. The service has quickly become the preferred choice of many novice bloggers and is one of the easiest methods of creating and publishing a blog for free. If you are unfamiliar with the service, this article will teach you how to set up an account and create a blog on Blogger.com.

WoW! See the Conjoined Twins who are Worshipped as gods and say They Never want to be Separated

These is Amazing

Conjoined twins Shivanath and Shivram Sahu caused quite a stir when they were born in India, with some people in their village worshipping them as divine incarnations. And while one doctor has said that it would be possible to separate them, the 12-year-old boys, who were born joined at the waist, are determined to remain together.

Successful People Are Organized

Highly effective and successful people tend to share similar characteristics in common. In fact, entire books have been written on the kinds of practices and habits people can adopt in order to run their lives more efficiently and find more success. These are the kinds of things that some people are born with a gift to do naturally, such as waking up early, never forgetting to write a thank-you note or always remembering an acquaintance or business associate’s name. However, even if you were not blessed with the ability to do these things naturally, there are numerous ways you can integrate the habits of successful people into your own life – with the hope of turning yourself into a successful person, of course!

POST UTME PAST QUESTION FOR UNIVERSITY OF BENIN FOR FREE (2005 - 2014)

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN CITY, NIGERIA
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UNILAG POST UTME CUT OFF MARK FOR 2014-2015 ADMISSION HAS BEEN RELEASED. THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS RELEASED THE CUT-OFF MARK IN THE ADVERT INVITING CANDIDATES FOR POST-UTME SCREENING. THE CUT-OFF MARK FOR UNILAG POST-UTME 2014 SCREENING IS AS FOLLOWS:

UNILAG Post UTME Cut off Mark 2014 Details

All candidates who scored 200 and above and have made UNILAG their FIRST CHOICE Institution in the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) are eligible for the screening. So, UNILAG Post UTME cut off mark is 200, for the 2014/2015 admission exercise.

IMT Enugu Post-UTME 2014/2015: Forms, Dates, Procedures is Out!

Registration of students for 2014/2015 post UTME screening for admission into Institute of Management Technology, Enugu has commenced.

Who is qualified to apply
1. All JAMBites who made IMT 1st, and or 2nd choice.
2. Candidates in (1) above who scored 150 and above in JAMB.
3. Candidates who did not make IMT any choice in JAMB but scored up to 150 can also apply.

List of University Post-UTME Forms Currently Available for 2014/2015

Please find below, the list of schools that have announced their post-UTME 2014/2015 procedures.

This page will be updated regularly with the direct link to information regarding post-UTME dates, cut off marks, procedures for application/ registration, requirements, deadlines and release of post-UTME results/admission status for institutions.

UNIPORT 2014/2015 Post-UTME Registration Process and Cut-off mark are out

The University of Port-Harcourt has announced the 2014/2015 post-UTME screening exercise.Candidates who chose University of Port Harcourt in the 2014 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME), with a score of 180 and above, are invited to the Screening Exercise.

2014 WAEC GCE Timetable

The West African Examinations Council, WAEC has released the May/June 2014 waec gce timetable. The West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) is scheduled to start by 28th of August 2014 and ends on the 6th of October 2014. Below is the correct 2014 WAEC GCE Timetable.... Good luck guys!

12 Life Lessons From Ants

Lesson 1 : Ants are well-organized
There are three kinds of ants in a colony: workers, queen, and males. Each kind of ant does different job. They are so well organized, that they carry out their entire task through division of labor. Nothing is left undone in the Ant colony, because of the well-organized structure, which has already been put in place. This is a serious lesson for individuals who are not organized.

ow WELCOME TO KENUCH BLOG: Seun Tuyo: Sex Education, Shyness & Serious Discus...

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Kefee to be Laid to Rest on Friday 11th July 2014 in Sapele | Read Tributes to the Late Music Star

The late Nigerian pop gospel singer Kefee – Irikefe Don-Momoh nee Obareki, would be buried on Friday 11th July 2014 in her hometown – Okpara-Inland, Ethiope East Local Government, Delta State. The “Branama” singer was 34.

Her family disclosed the information to members of the Kefee Memorial Committee  – a collection of artistes and entertainment personalities – who paid a condolence visit to the late singer’s parents in their Sapele, Delta State home on Wednesday 2nd July 2014.

BOKO HARAM; CHIBOK GIRLS VIDEO

Previous Next Edo House Of Assembly Impeach Deputy Speaker, Festus Ebea

The Edo State House of Assembly, on Wednesday, impeached the Deputy Speaker of the House – Festus Ebea – on allegations of misconduct and misdemeanour and elected Victor Edoror to replace him.

This act thickens an on-going crisis which began after four members of the House were suspended on allegation of misconduct.
After their suspension, the four lawmakers and five other members of the State House held a session and suspended the speaker and few other members of the House, insisting that they had been suspended without an offence.
Prior to their suspension, the suspended lawmakers had decamped from the All Progressives Congress to the Peoples Democratic Party. There were talks that the Deputy Speaker, Ebea was also making plans to decamp to the PDP.
However, 15 Lawmakers belonging to the APC carried out the impeachment at the Old Assembly Complex inside the Edo State Government House owing to ongoing renovations at the premises of the Edo State House of Assembly.
“This renovation work going on there was caused by the fact that the former Deputy Speaker and a group of aides forcibly entered the place, destroying doors and windows.
“Of course, we had to repair them and put them back to shape,” Speaker of the House, Uyi Igbe said, maintaining that they will have to continue carrying out their duties in the old Chambers for now and that the crisis has not stopped them from working.
Although 15 lawmakers sat for plenary, 16 signed the impeachment. The 16th person was reportedly Abdulrazak Momoh, the PDP lawmaker yet to be suspended.
Our correspondent reported heavy Police presence at the premises of the Edo State House of Assembly.

Photo: Bridge collapses in Ndi Ebe Abam, Abia State

The popular Igwu bridge linking Ndi Ebe Abam to other towns collapsed yesterday July 1st when a 25 tons tipper carrying gravel plied on it. Fortunately no life was lost but now the villagers say they have been cut off from other towns as a result of the collapsed bridge which served as the only motor-able road through which the indigenes used to connect with other towns.

Seun Tuyo: Sex Education, Shyness & Serious Discussions

Ever tried to imagine one day your young child or relative comes home and asks you (without bating an eyelid) what intercourse means. What will your response be? Hesitation at first; and then, if ever you muster the courage, you may ask “where did that come from?”. Some will transfer the responsibility to another with a “go and ask your mom/dad/teacher/uncle/aunty” response or “we’d talk about it later”. Very few people will actually sit down and deal with it.

The importance of sex education cannot be overemphasized; yet many parents shy away addressing sex-related questions from children. Usually, parents share tales of first tooth and first steps in a celebratory tone compared to sexual development. Some even oppose to sex education for pre-teens with a view that it will corrupt their mind, steal their innocence and open them up to promiscuity. They put it away and just never come around to discussing it. One day you are changing diapers and the next day, they are all grown up, I know. The speed at which puberty shows up these days does not even help (I am still trying to understand the science behind it). I know it can be difficult to decide when the right age is to discuss sexual issues, but if you really think this through, it is more of how comfortable you feel about the topic than the timing or age.

Photo: Boko Haram female accomplice arrested

According to a post on the Facebook wall of the National Orientation Agency Nigeria, an accomplice and informant of terror sect, Boko Haram, Hafsat Bako, pictured above, has been arrested. Details of her arrest are still sketchy but will bring an update later.

 

 

Argentina 0

Switzerland 0

 

ARGENTINA ESCAPE! What a huge chance for Switzerland! Shaqiri fires a brilliant cross into the area and Dzemaili meets it with a good header. His effort, however, strikes the left-hand post and then hits him again before going out of play.

Stephen Keshi and Joseph Yobo quit Super Eagles

Super Eagles coach, Stephen Keshi and the team captain Joseph Yobo have both quit the team after failing to qualify to the quarter-final stage of the 2014 World Cup, Vanguard reports.